I found this randomly:'D a friend of mine today gave me a paper in which other side she wrote about a schoolwork, then I read what was in the paper, and I loved it! She said it was just a random paper that was inside the book she bought, but she didn't pay attention to what was written. I swear it's worth reading.:'D

~Male Version~

Dear Technician,

A year and a half I changed the program [Bride 1.0] to [Wife 1.0] and found that the program generated an unexpected application called [Baby.exe] that takes up too much space in HD.

On the other hand, [Wife 1.0]  installs itself into all other programs and is loaded automatically when I open any application.

Applications such as [Beer_With_Friends 0.3], [Night_Out 2.5] or [Sunday_For_Soccer 2.8] no longer work, and the system hangs whenever I try to load them again.

In addition, from time to time an executable hidden (virus) called [Mother_In_Law 1.0] appears, ending abruptly, the execution of a command.

I cannot uninstall this program. Nor can I reduce the space occupied by [Wife 1.0] when I'm running my favorite applications.

Not to mention that the program [Sex 5.1] also disappeared from the HD.

I would like to return to the program I had before, [Bride 1.0], but the command [Uninstall.exe] does not work properly.

Could you help me? Please!

Signed: Regretful User


ANSWER:

Dear User,

Your complaint is very common among users, but is due, in most cases, to the concept of a fundamental error: many users migrate from any version [1.0 Bride] to [Wife 1.0] with the false idea that it is a Application of entertainment and utility.

However, [Wife 1.0] is much more than that: it is a complete operating system, designed to control the entire system!

It is almost impossible to uninstall [Wife 1.0] and return to a version [Bride 1.0], because there are applications created by [Wife 1.0], like [Children.dll], which cannot be deleted, also occupy much space, and do not run without the [Wife 1.0].

It is impossible to uninstall, delete or empty the files of the programs, once installed. You can not return to [Bride 1.0] because [Wife 1.0] was not programmed to do so.

Some users tried to format the entire system to then install the [Bride Plus] or [Wife 2.0], but they had more problems than before. Please read the 'General Care' refers to 'alimony' and 'childcare' software [MARRIAGE].

One of the best solutions is the command [APOLOGIZE.EXE / flowers / all] as soon as the slightest problem appears or if the program crashes. Avoid excessive use of the [ESC] (escape). To improve the profitability of [Wife 1.0], recommend the use of [Flowers 5.1], [Vacation_In_Caribbean 3.2] or [Jewelry 3.3].

The results are quite interesting!

But never install [Secretary_In_Miniskirt 3.3], [Ex_Girlfriend 2.6] or [Chopp_Gang 4.6], they do not work after being installed [Wife 1.0] and can cause irreparable damage to the system.

With respect to the program [Sex 5.1], forget it! This runs at its own will.

If you had sought technical support before installing [Wife 1.0] the orientation would be: NEVER INSTALL [Wife 1.0] if you are not absolutely sure that you are able to use it!

Signed: Technician

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~Female Version~


Dear Tech Support:

A year and a half I put the program [Marriage 1.1] on my old operating system [Boyfriend 1.0] which became [Husband 2.0]. Soon after installation I noticed that another file was installed covertly: [Baggy.exe] preventing [Wife 2.0] from performing functions such as [Mow_The_Lawn 1.3] or [Take_Out_The_Trash 1.0]. Thus, my computer crashes and I can not run other programs like [Watch_Soap_Opera]. In addition, the [Husband 2.0] self-installed in other applications and they are started once the computer is turned on. Applications such as [Go_Out_With_Friends_To_The_Mall 1.3] [Visit_Mom 2.1] take a long time to run and when they do, the system takes too long to respond and often I have to restart. When I try to install the [Macho_Lover 3.2] the [Husband 2.0] triggers a firewall [Jealous.exe] which crashes the system. I tried uninstalling the add-ons, but the [unistall.exe] does not work. Once I formatted the machine with the CD [Discuss_The_Relationship 1.2.3] and install [Husband 2.0] again, and for 30 days the applications [Sex_The_Whole_Night 5.7] and [Unexpected_Gifts 3.2] work relatively well. But just after the trial period, my installation Key file does not work and [Baggy.exe] replaces the additions mentioned above. How do I verify my Key? Or, there is no wany  to validate it, how to do to restore the [Husband 2.0] to [Boyfriend 1.0]?

Ass: Regretful Female User


ANSWER:

Dear User:

The fact that you reported is very common to happen, mainly because the users change the versions [Boyfriend x.0] to [Husband x.0] lured by the hope that the second version is better and more complete than the previous one, in which applications such as [Breakfast_Served_On_Bed] and [Foreplay_Before_Sex] are most frequently executed. But it is not yet developed the Beta version of [Husband x.0] so this program will continue displaying errors. If you want to completely uninstall the version of [Husband 2.0] suggest [Divorce.exe], that usually solves problems with 99% of our users.

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-`Gwendolyn12